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Calling All Investigators!

LOCAL OREGON AUTHORITIES call for "at least a dozen" more field investigators looking into reports of strange dreams.

Contact your advisor immediately if interested!

Mothman, Still in West Virginia? Experts Aren't So Sure!

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NEW UPDATES from the 2005 UINTAH BASIN RANCH Cold Case!!!

Recent re-investigation into a so-called "cold case" from our sister organization T.I.C.K. reveals overlooked evidence that may finally point to a culprit. Information on this case is highly classified.

More updates to come as the story unfolds.

Pictured Above: clipping from the front page of a local news paper during the initial investigation




FORMER LICE investigator draws attention to unexplained "portal" phenomena in northern Utah. Former investigator J. Jamesonn worked on the portal case for six months being fired for breeching company policy and attempting to expose confidental information. Investigator reports suggest that Jamesonn is back at it again, attempting to bring the public's attention to these happenings. He has so far succeeded in notifying multiple city councilmen, getting a small story published in a local paper, as well as posting road signs that have now been taken down. Our experts assure us there is nothing to worry about, for the most part he is considered a "local kook" and his claims are not being taken seriously.


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