oh, hi! i'm your advisor!
we've been in contact over email for a while now. you can call me addy (that's short for advisor). i'm glad you've found our main office!
*she gestures to the white void surrounding the two of you in this vast, blinding, digital web space.*
we haven't had time to decorate yet...
*there's an uncomfortable silence*
hm. well... i guess we'll get started! take a seat, feel free to read our newsletter while you wait!